[FICTION]

[01/03/26]

Two Stories

by Chris Sumberg

Sloth With Diarrhea

His golden goose was pewter. And it wasn’t even a goose.

...Annnd Out

There are only certain—usually, little—things you can accomplish in any reasonable amount of time. This thing here being a sterling example.

CHRIS SUMBERG is the author of I'm Not a Cynic, But Sometimes (Bottlecap Press) and 500k/MO!! As EPIC-POET! His writing has been published in The Partially Examined Life, The Museum of Americana, Broad Street Review, Archaic (AHOY Comics), Local News (MWPH Books), and other magazines and anthologies.